Woke T

Let me be clear. This shirt — this shirt right here — says “I’m not woke, you’re in a coma.” And frankly, that’s not just a slogan… that’s a diagnosis of our broken system.

Because while billionaires are flying to space and hoarding wealth, the American people are being fed lies, division, and reality TV. If recognizing injustice makes you “woke,” then I say: wake the hell up.

This shirt is made from high-quality materials — not by underpaid workers, I might add — and it sends a message to the top 1%: we see what you’re doing, and we’re not asleep.

Wear it in protest. Wear it to the voting booth. Wear it while demanding Medicare for All, living wages, and the end of corporate greed.

In the wealthiest country in the history of the world, nobody should be in a coma — especially not a political one.

Join the movement. Buy the shirt.
Not me. Us.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

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